Stepping on…

Warning! This may or may not be personal. (If you find that it is, too bad)

This is in point form. It does not need explanation because you can very well relate to it.

  • When I step on the back of my skirt when I go up the stairs
  • When somebody else steps on the back of my shoe (If you are this person, son’t worry. I’m not as evil as anyone else. Be careful) (If you do this just for fun and annoying me though, I hope you run fast.)
  • When I step in mud
  • When I step on wet grass (or grass in general)
  • When I step on tape and it sticks to my foot
  • When my foot is wet and I step on stray hair
  • When somebody else steps on my new white shoes (Again, I’m not as evil) (aka not as evil as if you did it for fun. Get ready to be perished)

Last but not least,

When I’m just walking and I step on something mysterious (WHO IN THE WORLD KNOWS WHAT I STEPPED ON) (COULD HAVE BEEN A FRIGGIN SNAIL OF ALL THINGS) (COULD HAVE BEEN A STRAY POOP OF ALL THINGS)

Thanks for reading!

“OCD”

This may be personal

Sometimes I see people putting their pencils into their pencil boxes and when I look at them, they say “I have OCD. Deal with it”.

No, you’re just neat. Barely as neat as me.

  • Firstly, OCD is a disorder that requires professional treatment. You look absolutely fine to me, no irritations, weird thoughts, all I see you do is talk and laugh. I can’t stand it.
  • Secondly, people who have OCD aren’t proud of it, and they don’t say it. They don’t want it, and they suffer a lot from it. How can you say that you have OCD so very proudly, when people who suffer from OCD are trying to hide it?

But what if I took an OCD test, and I got a ‘probability to have OCD’? I got that, but I doubt it. (I don’t want to have a disorder, okay?) (No offense to people who suffer. I wish good luck to you) I hope that if you are one of those people with fake OCD (Not even neat enough) , please stop your lies. You just like to be clean. And OCD is not even all about being clean! I hope you can change you ways, but continue being clean. To those who ARE suffering, no offense and good luck. You can be happy again. Find a way.

Thank you for reading!